Thursday, 6th of April, 2017

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Chapter 24: Wait, particles take how long to render?

Monday, 10th of April, 2017

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Thursday, 13th of April, 2017

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I mean, yeah, but probably not for another 70 or 80 years.

Monday, 17th of April, 2017

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Don't tell Emi the stars are also suns.

Thursday, 20th of April, 2017

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"So.... is that a yes?"

Monday, 24th of April, 2017

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Thursday, 27th of April, 2017

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You gotta take BEEC1001 - beach theory' before they let you take 'BEEC2000 - practical applications of beaches'.

Monday, 1st of May, 2017

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To be fair, she hasn't actually killed anyone yet. Not for lack of trying.

Thursday, 4th of May, 2017

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Monday, 8th of May, 2017

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Problem. Solved.

Thursday, 11th of May, 2017

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Cream is very in this season.

Monday, 15th of May, 2017

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"It was just sitting on some guy's shelf!"

Thursday, 18th of May, 2017

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"And the ocean is rather large, too."

Monday, 22nd of May, 2017

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Thursday, 25th of May, 2017

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"Well, swim or drown. I forget exactly which."

Monday, 29th of May, 2017

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Sam subscribes to the John Wayne school of swimming instruction.

Thursday, 1st of June, 2017

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It's basically a sea bear.

Monday, 5th of June, 2017

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Dogs are basically land sea bears.

Thursday, 8th of June, 2017

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Damn you, air land sea bears!

Monday, 12th of June, 2017

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How could you forget your own mother?

Thursday, 15th of June, 2017

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Today on Things to Never Say: this.

Monday, 19th of June, 2017

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To be fair, Ash saw all those pictures of Charlie, so that's kind of a wash.

Thursday, 22nd of June, 2017

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"And once I freeze to death, floating will be much easier!"

Monday, 26th of June, 2017

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"I bet I could take one, but I'm deciding to leave the water for unrelated reasons."

Thursday, 29th of June, 2017

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Monday, 3rd of July, 2017

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One day Ash will be walking along and suddenly remember saying this, and then she will run straight into a brick wall.

Thursday, 6th of July, 2017

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When I originally wrote this chapter, Iphones were a new thing. I was only dimly aware of them, so I was imagining one of those old style keypad ones. For a story set in 2017.

Monday, 10th of July, 2017

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Thursday, 13th of July, 2017

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Careful, Emi. The sun's played the staring game for 4.6 billion years longer than you.

Monday, 17th of July, 2017

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"Cool, you can get it in pink!"

Thursday, 20th of July, 2017

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They grow up so fast.

Monday, 24th of July, 2017

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Charlie hasn't kept up with the latest world population figures.

Thursday, 27th of July, 2017

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Seems like someone takes after daddy a bit too much.

Monday, 31st of July, 2017

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"I have some idea! I definitely seem to remember it being on this hemisphere"

Thursday, 3rd of August, 2017

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"And if he knows what's good for him, he'll remember why he fell.

Monday, 7th of August, 2017

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Thursday, 10th of August, 2017

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Quick Emi, come in and ruin the secret somehow. It'd only be fair.

Monday, 14th of August, 2017

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Hey, it's that guy again!

Thursday, 17th of August, 2017

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And Charlie's secret hope of learning maths easily from Emi are dashed.

Monday, 21st of August, 2017

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I'm pretty sure 12x12 is the most known value on the times tables. There's some guy out there who needs to puzzle out 1x1, but 12x12?

Thursday, 24th of August, 2017

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Charlie's more of an appletini kind of guy.

Monday, 28th of August, 2017

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Thursday, 31st of August, 2017

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They both showed up as Marilyn Monroe and Johnny had to go home to change.

Monday, 4th of September, 2017

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Wait a minute, that's not in the official I Never rulebook!

Thursday, 7th of September, 2017

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Tomorrow is the real-world date that Charlie arrives in the future and the webcomic begins.

Monday, 11th of September, 2017

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If you don't answer maybe it will go away.

Thursday, 14th of September, 2017

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What are you so afraid of? They broke up in 1986.

Monday, 18th of September, 2017

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Thursday, 21st of September, 2017

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Monday, 25th of September, 2017

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It turns out time travel is complicated

Thursday, 28th of September, 2017

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Monday, 2nd of October, 2017

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No fate but what we make.

Thursday, 5th of October, 2017

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But why would Ash knock? You gotta think these things through, Charlie.

Monday, 9th of October, 2017

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Thursday, 12th of October, 2017

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Monday, 16th of October, 2017

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Thursday, 19th of October, 2017

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Monday, 23rd of October, 2017

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Thursday, 26th of October, 2017

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Monday, 30th of October, 2017

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Thursday, 2nd of November, 2017

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Monday, 6th of November, 2017

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Thursday, 9th of November, 2017

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Monday, 13th of November, 2017

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Thursday, 16th of November, 2017

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Monday, 20th of November, 2017

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Thursday, 23rd of November, 2017

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Monday, 27th of November, 2017

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Thursday, 30th of November, 2017

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How a parachute works is a more pressing issue for Rothwell than how a time travelling watch works.

Thursday, 7th of December, 2017

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Monday, 11th of December, 2017

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Thursday, 14th of December, 2017

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Monday, 18th of December, 2017

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Thursday, 21st of December, 2017

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Monday, 25th of December, 2017

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Monday, 1st of January, 2018

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Thursday, 4th of January, 2018

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Monday, 8th of January, 2018

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Thursday, 11th of January, 2018

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Monday, 15th of January, 2018

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Monday, 22nd of January, 2018

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Thursday, 25th of January, 2018

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Monday, 29th of January, 2018

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Thursday, 1st of February, 2018

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Monday, 5th of February, 2018

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Sam cast Summon Bigger Goth.

Monday, 12th of March, 2018

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I'm aiming to update every Monday, and Thursdays if I can manage it that week.

Thursday, 15th of March, 2018

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I sure hope there's still a river under that bridge in the future.

Monday, 19th of March, 2018

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Monday, 26th of March, 2018

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Monday, 2nd of April, 2018

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Monday, 9th of April, 2018

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Monday, 16th of April, 2018

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Monday, 23rd of April, 2018

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Monday, 30th of April, 2018

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Monday, 7th of May, 2018

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Not really helping the 'My dad's alright' case there, Emi

Monday, 14th of May, 2018

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You coulda asked him yourself if you didn't throw him off a bridge.

Monday, 21st of May, 2018

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Easy, there Memnon. Usually you gotta buy someone dinner before asking that.

Monday, 28th of May, 2018

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Monday, 4th of June, 2018

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Monday, 11th of June, 2018

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Monday, 18th of June, 2018

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